Sunday, October 26, 2008

Scrutiny ?

Wow. It's been a long time,I shouldn't have left you. I'm not gonna bite the whole thing...thats just wrong.
So I'm listening to this talking head yammering about how Sarah tha moose killa,secret swinger,dungeon Mistress Palin is being scutinized about every little thing,from her wardrobe to her intellect..rather lack thereof.
Well guess what's about frudducking time! Seriously,I'm actually getting tired of the Tina Fey impression...only because it humanizes this obviously alien creature to our planet,who has very little true idea of what it means to be an American. The idea of what real freedom is,the freedom to govern inside your own home and especially your own body! (Not to mention her husband the sucessionist!)
I'm getting sick of listening to her blather on about nothing...of her just towing the party line and parroting the party talk.
Scrutiny? That's what is bothering this guy? The idea that we the people should want to know who in the flock this bitch is! And why it's okay for her unwed teenaged daughter to have a baby,which in effect causes the father to drop out of high school?
Honestly I could care less about who dresses this ho' or where those clothes came from..I never donated any money to the RNC so to hell with it but how come there isn't more "scrutiny" being placed on real issues, like how is it nobody has asked her to explain about that rape kit thing,(see earlier blog) which is in her state only as far as I know. Yet their campaign has repeatedly thrown large doo-doo balls, like monkeys in the zoo, in an attempt to make voters scared of the "nigra" without actually saying it out loud...because that would get some scrutiny for ya ass!
I wonder how it is not one woman has thrown an egg or tomato at this "woman" well save the fact that you'd probably get tased...I'm shocked at the lack of outrage by men as well,who have been told for years that we are dogs,so what does she do,she winks at us, as if to say "The word maverick is really code for key party"
Perhaps this pinhead is right. Maybe we should focus more on Obama/Biden. So much so that we completely erase the last eight years...erase the thought of another eight more years of that same Bushit...erase the idea that we even had to think about that in the first place.
Let us scrutinize the future. Let us be cognizant of what we allow ANY elected official to get away with.
The reason the Mcain/Palin campaign is so frustrated at the scrutiny is because what they have tried to force the public to believe has come to light to be false...when you start telling lies about people and you get proven wrong,the public will start to question why you were lying...and when they discover it is to cover your own ass while they get hit with the schit that you first threw...well I think they get pissed. When they discover that the only reason you are opposed to the truth is because you are the one who has been lying and stealing and hording...well then you end up having a nigra in the white house...then you have to pay your fair share...then you have to take responsibility for your mistakes and we the people no longer have to pay for them.
Recently I began questioning whether I hate rich people because I am not rich and the answer is no. I hate those of you who feel entitled to priveledge as if that can't go away or be taken away,as if you were born with some deed to all that you survey...and let's be real here, the idea that Mcain/Palin feels it is an almost disgusting and physically repulsive thought to "spread the wealth" of this country is YIH8uuu.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Watch ya back might be next

I bet a lot of you think I'm talking about an imaginary character from Philly who was a boxer that went waaay past his prime...even for Hollywood and overcame tremendous odds to beat the champ and then himself become champ. Well,I don't mind telling you that you're wrong.
No my friends I am talking about a flying squirrel who used to have a best friend by the name of Bullwinkle until Bullwinkle was tragically taken from us in a fly by.
Yes ladies and gentlemen,Sarah "The Closet Freak,Key swappin',Moose Killa" Palin, purposely shot and killed Bullwinkle.
Apparently part of the giant vortex of knowledge that she possesses (ppffftt..I can't even type that without laughing...and then cringing a little) does not include cartoon icons.
There are some reports, mainly on the internets, that when she was told that she was about to shoot the only talking moose alive;Bullwinkle,she winked a couple of times,stroked her shotgun barrel as if it were male genitalia and said;"Darn tootin!" She then turned to lean out the side of the helicopter and blasted the beloved American icon right between his majestic antlers.
This my friends is terrible news and I would hate to be the person to have to tell Rocky...maybe Boris can do it,if they let him into the country for the funeral. No doubt a closed casket ceremony as the body will have been dismembered and eaten or mounted on a wall somewhere,probably her wall once someone tells her who he was.
What's next? I mean are Yogi and Boo-boo on her hit list too,Daffy,Pluto....gasp...Tweety!? Will she kill all our beloved cartoon animals!
It's quite obvious to anyone watching the situation that she has some sort of vendetta against moose and wolves and polar bears and women and black people and gays. Maybe that urban legend is know the one about the little girl who's family was attacked and killed by a wild pack of moose,wolves,polar bears,women,blacks and gays. Yeah,they left her for dead and she grew up and grew strong in the forest vowing revenge against those who killed her family. I think she is drunk with power nor will she stop until she is ruling the land with an iron of nine tails,bustier,thigh-high boots and feathered handcuffs. Okay so that's a little fantastical but that is the vibe I get from her,there is a secret that she is holding on to about her past or her real wishes for the future that scare me and the fact that she is so readily able to kill animals scares me,whether for food or otherwise...and I don't mean scared like a husband is "scared" of his wife,I mean scared like hello she is the governor of a state in America, she is the focus of the national media and she couldn't identify a newpaper that she reads or has read!
I'll tell you what,if I were Mcain I would not go quail hunting with her. She's got a shotgun and she knows how to use it...just ask moose and squirrel.....oh wait she killed the moose and I'd watch my back if I was the squirrel.
I'll tell you what else too,the people who she panders to,are the first ones to start a fight and throw a punch,they live for conflict and the shedding of blood,they are the ones who want us to keep the killing going so that the body count keeps rising because anyone who is different from "us" is a target just like poor Bullwinkle and that is YIH8Uuu.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008


What up! I'm back. Yeah you know it!
So last night there was another presidential debate,though only one of the candidates seemed presidential to me...I'll give you a hint it wasn't Mcain.
Nah not at all,as a matter of fact as I watched him,he slowly began to remind me of a time during my youth when my family lived in Brooklyn on Ocean Parkway.
More accurately put,he reminded me of an old man in the neighborhood who used to wear these dirty and soiled brown pants and walked very slowly while fondling his scrotum mumbling the words;"GRUB,GRUB."
In hindsight he may have actually been saying "grab,grab" as in grab,grab my balls.
I was a kid and well,even though he would have never caught one of us if we started running from him because he literally took tiny steps,we were scared of this guy.

None of us knew a heck of a lot about him,just that he was a scary son of a biscuit and gave some of us nightmares,well Mcain reminds me of that guy.
Perhaps it's his grumpy old man demeanor,or perhaps it's the fact that he can't lift his arms above his head,or maybe it's the fact that his nickname is "melanoma head"...okay I made that up but seriously what's up with this guy's health...does anybody know,as fact,what is wrong with his arms...was he tortured so severely that they removed parts of his shoulder muscles or something?
I'm not joking. I do really want to know what happened to his arms..and well,yes his face too as a matter of fact. Does anybody know?

Anyway as I watched the debate,I was struck by a couple of things,not the least of which was the attitude he had and maintained throughout the debate. He had this air of superiority over everyone in the room as if he were the only one who understood what was going on and why they were all there,the problem with that was the fact that he looked,on more than one occasion,as if he had wondered in off the street and was trying to find his nurse...who by the way was too busy trying to spread more fear that the "Nigra" isn't who he says he is,that we should spend more time digging up closed caskets to pull out any skeleton inside..except she has yet to open up her own graveyard full of fitting that I can use the word corpse in a piece about Mcain...I couldn't have planned that any better!

Another thing that bothered me in watching the debate were the several hand signals that were being communicated to non-attendees that were watching...okay so I'm a wee bit paranoid...I'm a black man living in'd be paranoid too...but I digress.
It just seemed to me that Mcain was trying to sneak up on Obama a couple of times during Obama's allotted time to if Obama was Charlie in one of Mcain's several flashbacks...and hey look I'm not saying having flashbacks is wrong..I have 'em all the time (I dropped a lot of Cid back in the day...thank you white boys!)
but I'm not running for president and do we really want a 72 year old matter how "present" he may be,no matter how "alert" he is..but do we really want that guy in charge of us all? With his finger on the button? He could easily mistake it for the one he uses to call for his nurse.
That would be like putting The Grub Grub Man in charge of all the kids in the schoolyard...he may not catch anybody but not one of those kids is gonna be happy and all of them will be afraid,aren't you ALL tired of being afraid?
Well I happen to know that the majority of us are,as indicated in the latest national polls (which by the way makes me come I never get polled...(not like that you sick freaks)have you ever been polled? Ladies,put your hands down.Again,I mean as in asked some political question that concerns this election)but for the remainder of you who still hide behind faith and lack of experience as reasons to vote for Mcain when in fact you're just scared to vote for the nigra because you enjoy fear and you hate black people...well this is YIH8Uuu.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Play Lotto, Bitchez!!!

So as everyone in the world knows by now and as many of us have read in the paper (though I read the writing on the wall years ago) America is pretty much broke. We are over a trillion dollars in debt,mostly to China..(I bet that really makes the purists happy,you better learn more Chinese besides "General Tsao's Chicken") Wall Street is finally getting caught out there for Greed..thanks Michael Douglas and even as major corporations go broke their CEOs get more bonuses. Well may I suggest that if you are not a CEO or on the board of some large corporation and are not expecting a large inheritance from one of them should they all die...(oooh wouldn't that be nice like in Brewster's Millions!!!) that you start buying those Mega Millions Lottery Tickets Bitchez!!!
I see some of you already figured that out because it seems no matter how "small" the jackpot, the line for it is ridiculous. I don't think that is such a bad idea given the current state of affairs here in the good ol' USA. It might quite possibly be your best shot at protecting your financial security and peace of mind.

If you are like me,you're laughing your ass off because you know this is what you have been talking about for...well since we "elected" a mentally challenged,alcohol dependent,former cokehead as president...that's right I said it...and I know you have too.
You are laughing because you hope that this will inevitably make people stand up and start sitting in on congressional meetings and votes on passing of bills and what have're laughing because REVOLUTION is like a week away...a week away from people breaking down the gates and walls of these lying,stealing,greedy and corrupt pigs like Richard Fuld who have pretty much sucked the bones dry...the bones of the hard working and weary and the too weary to stop working and take back what is rightfully theirs.
You are laughing because like me you work from check to check and a 401k plan is a fantasy you have about beating Lance Armstrong...
(who is a beast by the way...the man beat testicular cancer and then won the tour DE fifty times! HE should be an inspiration to us all...rather than the too many of us who are inspired by Sarah "the closet freak,got a coyote fur covered dungeon in our basement,moose shooting,subpoena ignoring" Palin and her "folksy" attitude...need I remind you all of your current "President" keep it up and you'll get exactly that for another eight fruckin years!)
and you know how to live when there seems to be no hope for tomorrow,you know how to survive when there is little to be had.

Buy them Lottery tickets bitchez! Then,maybe then you can get to live an an area close enough to these guys...close enough that when ever they drive through the neighborhood you can egg their cars..better yet key that schit!
Yeah,if you're like me you are laughing at the campaign tactics of a doddering old man who has no idea what the economy even means,which is why he is allowing his advisers to start the schit throwing hoping it will stick to something...and that my friends is the problem,these people don't understand that while they play games and throw schit at the fan it hits all of us,that's why we're buying lottery tickets instead of stocks in the first place...and that my friends is YIh8uuu.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Am I lying?

Alright look gottdammit! Let's finally cut the schit and call a spade a spade...and yes I said it on purpose. Let's face it head on and stop pussy-footin around the truth as if it were a herpes out break...the only real explanation for why some people want to clutch onto the past like it's heart medicine is because of what the G.O.P stands for...the Good 'ol Party...which basically means hatin' niggers (and the poor cause if you're broke you a nigger too)is okay and the way things should be.
The rich got rich and the poor got poorer because of slavery..America's not so secret dirty little secret. I know I sound like a broken record sometimes but c'mon let's be real here,do you honestly think that if Barack Obama was white this would even be close? Are you frudduckin kidding me? Hell no! It wouldn't matter to anybody that he chose Joe ("speech bitin") Biden...
I remember that from when I was a kid but that is here nor there...irrelevant...
the idea that I would want a former P.O.W who is now 72 years old as the President is astronomically can anybody truly,truthfully,honestly and logically defend that choice. I know it might not be politically correct to say this in public or in "the media"( I love how everybody blames the media like it's there fault for spinning whatever story to serve their parent companies needs) but why would I want the guy who got caught and captured and held prisoner probably tortured for six years as the fruckin President?!!! Explain that to me!
What if he has an Asian in his cabinet somewhere (it could happen) and one day he has a flashback of the war when he sees him or her. It could happen...the mind is a mysterious thing.
I won't even mention the "woman" he chose..rather "they" chose for him as his VeePee...okay yeah I will...ARE YOU FUCHING KIDDING ME!!!!!!????
Dude seriously...your nurse is your vice prez?
I don't understand women,this I know but how come none of you are outraged on a larger scale!? This close minded,closet freak swinger makes rape victims in her state,pay for their own rape kits...and for those of you who don't know,a rape kit is the evidenciary exam that you get as proof that you were in fact if actually getting raped wasn't traumatic enough you now have to pay for the rest of the humiliation.
She named her kid "Track".
I could see if there was a twin and he was named Field but there is no such twin to my knowledge. By the way has anyone seen that photo of her in the Stars and stripes bikini holding a shotgun? Swingers...her and her husband...most of these "conservatives" are...just go over the last eight years and look at the scandals in the administration..from the justice department,to the house and senate..these cats got fat and rich and had freaky nooky with young boys and girls....sometimes they got busted and I am sure that sometimes they did not.
Mcain has pretty much assured us that we ain't ever leaving Iraq under his watch and he would keep spending money on war every where...yeah! War! Fuch yeah! Well the only people who like war are getting richer off that schit! Are you getting rich off the war? No? And for those of you who say that she has a kid in the war she apparently had no idea he was going and he hasn't called her to say hi since he left. What kind of mother she must be...anybody? Anybody?
Oh well. Need I even mention the absolute ineptitude of this presidency...(or was it,some people believe this is part of the plan to bring destruction to in his dad (Herb)started the mess and Dubya...well you know what's going on outside and inside your homes)we are in debt up to our receding hairlines,debt mind you that is partially because of the war that was illegal and unjustified.

So I ask you what is it other than trickle down racism. From those who want to keep the stat.quo...well let's not forget the ignorant racist,the stereotypical character who has no idea that his great nation is one that cares less about him than me if I can consume more...these ignorant racists who have no idea that they are...because they "have a black friend" I don't blame them as much as I used to..I used to really hate back...but they are spawned from those rich fat closeted freaks and swingers who champion causes that they are usually on the wrong side of...I guess guilt does reach them on some level.
I don't blame the ignorant anymore because it is wrong to blame the victim and that is what they are. They are victims of generations of mind control and brain washing carried out through fear and misinformation and myth, separation and greed.
However I am a little annoyed that there are still so many of you out there. Those of you who actually know better and still...still you choose to be ignorant,to perpetuate ignorance,to teach ignorance...I am on to you though because I know that you aren't ignorant...quite the contrary you are a crafty,deceptive and deceitful master of trickery. Make us look over there when right in our faces you pull your little tricks...

Well,even though my eyes may be closed,it doesn't mean I am sleeping. I am watching you even if others are not and for as long as I live I will alert as many as I come into contact with about the attempts to destroy us from within...from within our very own hearts and minds.
And for those of you who would ignore the truth about yourselves and the ideas that you propagate and believe and allow yourselves to believe...this is YIH8Uuu.