Thursday, August 27, 2009

Fu@% Kourtney, Fu@% Khloe and fu@% Kim too...

So before I begin, let me just say that it feels good to be back writing again.
Now what brings me to the lab tonight is this new E channel show the Kourtney & Khloe blah, blah, blah...WTF! Are you kidding me?! What the fuck happened in this country where we just let any talentless skank get a television show? Oh wait I forgot Kim fuched Brandi's little brother for that spot...right, right sorry. But then that makes me ask where did all the money come from? Hmm...who was moms blowing to get the fortune? I better Google that schit before you all jump on me for not knowing, when you should be asking yourself who moms was blowing!
It is apparently is a family trait. Then ask yourself why are we glorifying that shit? Why are we teaching our little girls that suckin dillz can get you frills. But the problem is even deeper than the superficial dissing I'm doing right now.
Honestly though, who gives a flying fuch about whether this bitch has a coke problem?!!!
We know she has a fuchin coke problem!
Schit, I had a fuchin coke problem for a while and I was a broke ni&&a most of the time, she's a rich, talentless, spoiled, slutty, relatively young white woman in America.
Where do you think all that coke on all those dollar bills comes from ya morons?!?
So in this episode that I eventually change the channel on, one of the Interchangeable Twins is questioned about her drug problem, she and her sister "The Inhaler" argue over which one of them is doing more to boost business (which I can only assume means who is cupping more ballz or unclogging more pipes) and the other one disappeared into the background, kinda like Jan Brady. The most ridiculous thing to me was this idea that this business is legitimate.
Bitchez, it was a gift that eventually you will break and destroy and then be given a replacement. Where do you get the King Kong balls to broadcast this nonsense? What makes any of you so fuchin important?

I haven't even begun.

I realize that this all seems so venomous. And truth be told...yeah it is definitely purposeful and that purpose being WAKE UP! We can not allow these over privileged rich kids to take over the world...based solely on the fact that their parents have money that they otherwise have no clue what to do with. This is not a joke. It is a waste, or, is it a plan?
From dead eyes Paris to fat ass Kim there is a whole new generation of soul less ghouls spewing out all this bile schitting on us. Can we please stop taking schit showers? It's really starting to stink. I can almost understand our celebrity obsession, I mean it's been around forever but these silly, brainless, koch smoking ("Let's go to the video tape!" big up to Warner Wolf), dirty debutantes (big up to Ed Powers..lmfao!) aren't even celebrities!!! They are amateur porn stars at best. And yeah I'm a hypocrite because I'll watch that schit for free online. I will add however that this would be the only way I'd ever watch them on purpose! Happy now? I admitted something about myself.

Now back to topic. Fu@& these mattress testers. They only further the dumbing down of our country which we then spread to other parts of the world like a virus, then before you know it, the whole world is just a planet full of Twinkie heads unable to defend itself against the much more intelligent aliens who come to eat us...whoa, that stuff is stronger than it tastes.

Annnnyhoo...my point is the same one that I often try to make about "us" , "we the people", that point being, we are letting the least important things dominate our lives, we are caught between that rock and hard place. Whether to step up and face what torments us or to keep going forward in the same direction, on the familiar road to oblivion. Revolution, starts in the heart and mind but we are so brainwashed to help keep the status quo that we manufacture and reward these miserable cee words with a television show. Believe it or not but E is almost as bad as BET...I'm not blaming television because it is and has been entertaining for me since I was a kid but I guess because there are so many more channels there seems to me to be a lot more bullschit to watch and we're watching it at an alarming clip! I mean, really E channel? I'm so disgusted that I can't even think straight...
WTF was I talking about? Oh yeah, the KKK. Coincidence? Probably..but damn. C'mon!
Look I'm just voicing an opinion that I think many of us regular folk share. Our disgust at the fact that too often in our everyday lives we have to deal with these self important twits, who happen to have more money...but now I gotta worry about more of them being manufactured copy cat style? Now I gotta worry about sheeple trying to be sweet smelling pigs?! Because that's what they are, the bourgeois, the symbol of what is despised about ourselves. The gluttony, the vanity, the promotion of false idols, the pride. I am not a "religious" man but my spirit is weary of all the excess and facade. And if allowed to continue unchecked then reality dictates that the evolution of what happens next will...well, remember what I said about your kids in the book? They are becoming like you...and more and more like them too. Always whining, wanting, gimme, gimme, mine, mine, mine! Undeserving yet always taking.
Ya know, if you were all just "taking it" I'd be waaay more interested but you're not, you're taking up valuable time, space and oxygen to talk and say dumb schit all the time (when you should only open your mouths to swallow) and this is YIH8Uuu.

Keep spreadin that love.

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