Tuesday, November 11, 2008

What went through my head when we made history.

Well folks,we have made history once again in a nation called The United States of America. And perhaps now those words will have a deeper meaning to us all. Honestly there aren't enough words to describe nor express how I felt immediately after it was announced that Barack Obama would be the next president of our country. I can say that there was still a part of me that couldn't believe it had happened and a bigger part of me that a full day later was still expecting "them" to somehow take it away from him and ultimately "us." Stranger things have happened we all know so I won't go into any of them,from the Kennedy assassination, to the 2000 elections,we've all been a part of or witnessed some strange schit in this country,so I don't think I am being far-fetched or paranoid ( as Rockwell's "Somebody's watching me" comes on the music channel).
I can't begin to tell you why I believe it finally happened...okay yeah I can..or at least try.
One of those reasons I think besides the obvious polar opposite he seems to be from our current "president" is the fact that for most rational people he appeals to not only our minds but at the same time our hearts. He also seems to have in my opinion a charisma that no other president has had since Kennedy,not even Clinton had Obamas charisma...though some of you may disagree with me Clinton was not the first black president...no my friends that distinct honor has been claimed by it's rightful owner. I also think that he has this aura that makes everyone want to do better as individuals,like he seems to be like the older brother that you don't want to disappoint by f'ing up in school or something...he's always had his schit together and in some ways you only wish you could be like him...cause your mom-n-dad always brag about him.
Now while it may seem to you that I am trumpeting the mans arrival....I am but I am not saying that I think he will magically make all our lives better just by his mere presence...as a matter of fact I do have my issues with him and like many of you who voted against him my reasons come from prejudice,the major difference here I'd love to point out is of course that I don't hate black people like yous. I just hate politicians. It has occurred to me that he is still a politician and we still have to wait and see how good or bad of one he will be.
Another reason that I think it happened was white guilt...yeah I said it! Many of the white folks who said publicly that they would indeed vote for Obama/Biden....did indeed vote for Obama/Biden!
I think many of them saw the writing on the wall,the logic of it all,the future of this country going up in smoke in a mushroom cloud,maybe even too many black folks screaming loud,overturning cars burning down buildings and worse had the outcome been different. So was that fear? No, that my friends was righteousness because had the outcome been different the memories of Martin,Malcolm,John and even Jesus could not have stopped the wrath of the "minorities" in this country. This my friends took a long time to happen and when you look at the portraits of the faces on the walls in many of the institutions all over this great country of ours very seldom if ever will you see a black one...this I know because I've seen them,not to mention what was taught to me in school,well now that will be different. And this is why I think a fair amount of a deep residual guilt that white folks have is another reason history was made. I think most white folks (and by the way we gotta come up with new descriptions for everybody..somebody get on that) found him appealing beyond the normal "He's so well spoken" comments that are often heard in reference to one of them smart brothers,I think in conjunction with not wanting to be associated with war mongering Christian wack jobs and the like,they felt that he is smarter than they are and probably on a vast majority of subjects.

I think about the fact that mine is a generation determined as "X" as in unknown, as in what the fuch does that mean? Ours is really the first generation after civil rights and as many of us reach into our fourties (even though I'm waay younger than yous) we were taught about civil rights as if it were ancient history much like the other favorite topic every February,slavery. But as our parents and grand-parents told us it is still too close...and should never have happened and now we have a brother in the White House. Now about those fourty acres...hmmm.

So many things...the images of people all around the world rejoicing over the fact that we as a nation did something that took more than forever to do...the fact that the race was still too close,which means we just have to wait for a lot of old people to die...sounds fuducked up to say but if they are anything like the "Good ol" crowd,the people who would love to see the "old days" return,like back in the fifties,the last days of legal racism,the days of yore when blacks weren't even considered fully human...when we were considered marked and cursed...well muthafuchaz them days are over but I bet you still wish they had never gone away,much like the old,turkey necked racist who called me "boy."
But as we will all see in the years to come the times they really are changing,everyday as we live and breath,we will have to adapt to these changes to make our world better for not just us but our children. To those of us who would try to clutch and cling and perhaps even teach the old ways of doing things,especially if those things are detrimental to our growth as a nation and as individuals of a world society...well this is YIH8uuu.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Scrutiny ?

Wow. It's been a long time,I shouldn't have left you. I'm not gonna bite the whole thing...thats just wrong.
So I'm listening to this talking head yammering about how Sarah tha moose killa,secret swinger,dungeon Mistress Palin is being scutinized about every little thing,from her wardrobe to her intellect..rather lack thereof.
Well guess what jack-ass...it's about frudducking time! Seriously,I'm actually getting tired of the Tina Fey impression...only because it humanizes this obviously alien creature to our planet,who has very little true idea of what it means to be an American. The idea of what real freedom is,the freedom to govern inside your own home and especially your own body! (Not to mention her husband the sucessionist!)
I'm getting sick of listening to her blather on about nothing...of her just towing the party line and parroting the party talk.
Scrutiny? That's what is bothering this guy? The idea that we the people should want to know who in the flock this bitch is! And why it's okay for her unwed teenaged daughter to have a baby,which in effect causes the father to drop out of high school?
Honestly I could care less about who dresses this ho' or where those clothes came from..I never donated any money to the RNC so to hell with it but how come there isn't more "scrutiny" being placed on real issues, like how is it nobody has asked her to explain about that rape kit thing,(see earlier blog) which is in her state only as far as I know. Yet their campaign has repeatedly thrown large doo-doo balls, like monkeys in the zoo, in an attempt to make voters scared of the "nigra" without actually saying it out loud...because that would get some scrutiny for ya ass!
I wonder how it is not one woman has thrown an egg or tomato at this "woman" well save the fact that you'd probably get tased...I'm shocked at the lack of outrage by men as well,who have been told for years that we are dogs,so what does she do,she winks at us, as if to say "The word maverick is really code for key party"
Perhaps this pinhead is right. Maybe we should focus more on Obama/Biden. So much so that we completely erase the last eight years...erase the thought of another eight more years of that same Bushit...erase the idea that we even had to think about that in the first place.
Let us scrutinize the future. Let us be cognizant of what we allow ANY elected official to get away with.
The reason the Mcain/Palin campaign is so frustrated at the scrutiny is because what they have tried to force the public to believe has come to light to be false...when you start telling lies about people and you get proven wrong,the public will start to question why you were lying...and when they discover it is to cover your own ass while they get hit with the schit that you first threw...well I think they get pissed. When they discover that the only reason you are opposed to the truth is because you are the one who has been lying and stealing and hording...well then you end up having a nigra in the white house...then you have to pay your fair share...then you have to take responsibility for your mistakes and we the people no longer have to pay for them.
Recently I began questioning whether I hate rich people because I am not rich and the answer is no. I hate those of you who feel entitled to priveledge as if that can't go away or be taken away,as if you were born with some deed to all that you survey...and let's be real here, the idea that Mcain/Palin feels it is an almost disgusting and physically repulsive thought to "spread the wealth" of this country is YIH8uuu.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Watch ya back Rocky..you might be next

I bet a lot of you think I'm talking about an imaginary character from Philly who was a boxer that went waaay past his prime...even for Hollywood and overcame tremendous odds to beat the champ and then himself become champ. Well,I don't mind telling you that you're wrong.
No my friends I am talking about a flying squirrel who used to have a best friend by the name of Bullwinkle until Bullwinkle was tragically taken from us in a fly by.
Yes ladies and gentlemen,Sarah "The Closet Freak,Key swappin',Moose Killa" Palin, purposely shot and killed Bullwinkle.
Apparently part of the giant vortex of knowledge that she possesses (ppffftt..I can't even type that without laughing...and then cringing a little) does not include cartoon icons.
There are some reports, mainly on the internets, that when she was told that she was about to shoot the only talking moose alive;Bullwinkle,she winked a couple of times,stroked her shotgun barrel as if it were male genitalia and said;"Darn tootin!" She then turned to lean out the side of the helicopter and blasted the beloved American icon right between his majestic antlers.
This my friends is terrible news and I would hate to be the person to have to tell Rocky...maybe Boris can do it,if they let him into the country for the funeral. No doubt a closed casket ceremony as the body will have been dismembered and eaten or mounted on a wall somewhere,probably her wall once someone tells her who he was.
What's next? I mean are Yogi and Boo-boo on her hit list too,Daffy,Pluto....gasp...Tweety!? Will she kill all our beloved cartoon animals!
It's quite obvious to anyone watching the situation that she has some sort of vendetta against moose and wolves and polar bears and women and black people and gays. Maybe that urban legend is true...you know the one about the little girl who's family was attacked and killed by a wild pack of moose,wolves,polar bears,women,blacks and gays. Yeah,they left her for dead and she grew up and grew strong in the forest vowing revenge against those who killed her family. I think she is drunk with power nor will she stop until she is ruling the land with an iron fist...cat of nine tails,bustier,thigh-high boots and feathered handcuffs. Okay so that's a little fantastical but that is the vibe I get from her,there is a secret that she is holding on to about her past or her real wishes for the future that scare me and the fact that she is so readily able to kill animals scares me,whether for food or otherwise...and I don't mean scared like a husband is "scared" of his wife,I mean scared like hello she is the governor of a state in America, she is the focus of the national media and she couldn't identify a newpaper that she reads or has read!
I'll tell you what,if I were Mcain I would not go quail hunting with her. She's got a shotgun and she knows how to use it...just ask moose and squirrel.....oh wait she killed the moose and I'd watch my back if I was the squirrel.
I'll tell you what else too,the people who she panders to,are the first ones to start a fight and throw a punch,they live for conflict and the shedding of blood,they are the ones who want us to keep the killing going so that the body count keeps rising because anyone who is different from "us" is a target just like poor Bullwinkle and that is YIH8Uuu.